Smell Scientist Gifts

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

"No offense."

Jobs that will make you really lonely...

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Have you no common scents?!'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Aromatherapy for Men

"Do you smell something?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

A consumer guide to cheese.

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

Dog fetching slippers with a peg on his nose.

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

Again, that's yours.

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.'

You're right. It's not fear I smell but angst with a hint of regret.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."