Smell Scientist Pillows

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

"No offense."

Jobs that will make you really lonely...

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Have you no common scents?!'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Aromatherapy for Men

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Do you smell something?"

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

A consumer guide to cheese.

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

Dog fetching slippers with a peg on his nose.

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

"This article says that a good investment consultant can smell money like a dog smells fear..."