Sense Of Smell Explorers Gifts

"Look mister, I have nothing against you being blind. And I'm sure you do have super-human-like sense of smell. However, I'm not going to issue you a driver's license."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Aromatherapy for Men

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

'I must smell more.'

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

'The next time something follows you home, you have my permission to go straight to Timmy's house for a sleepover.'

"No offense."

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

I miss that new planet smell.

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"