Sense Of Smell Explorers T-Shirts

"Look mister, I have nothing against you being blind. And I'm sure you do have super-human-like sense of smell. However, I'm not going to issue you a driver's license."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Aromatherapy for Men

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

'I must smell more.'

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

'The next time something follows you home, you have my permission to go straight to Timmy's house for a sleepover.'

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

"No offense."

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

"Sometimes, you have to stop and smell the roses, as well as the other flowers, and the bushes, and the trees, and the sidewalk, and the fire hydrant, and the trash on the side of the road..."