Smell Adventurer Gifts

'The next time something follows you home, you have my permission to go straight to Timmy's house for a sleepover.'

"I'm so ready to quit - the pay sucks, and every night I go home reeking of hazelnut."

"A cheese like that can take a powerful lot of killin', mister."

'We have to trade the car in -- I ran over a skunk!'

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for one day; teach a man to fish and he'll stink for the rest of his life.

"Then all smell broke loose."

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Harsh Mellows.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Coffee Menu

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'Whatever he's eating.'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

Guy Fieri

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

He's allergic to pepper...

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"