Taste Bud Adventurer Gifts

'Savage little brute, isn't it?'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

Coffee Menu

'Whatever he's eating.'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Guy Fieri

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

'Mind if I join you? I told your wife that if she didn't like the way I cook, she could have a run at it herself.'

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Dijon Vu

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"Whoa, my bad — it is vinegar."

'The next time something follows you home, you have my permission to go straight to Timmy's house for a sleepover.'

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

'What do you think? Does my lemonade need more sugar?'

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."