Taste Bud Warrior Gifts

'Inside of me a thin person is struggling to get out. I find that person can be sedated with a piece of chocolate cream cheese cake.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Ninja bread men"

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'First weeds of spring.'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Fast Food Dieter

Getting Rid of the Cure

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Guy Fieri

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

"A flake? I told you I'm on a diet."

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'Mind if I join you? I told your wife that if she didn't like the way I cook, she could have a run at it herself.'

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

'Bon Bons Away!'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"