Taste Bud Warrior Gifts

'Inside of me a thin person is struggling to get out. I find that person can be sedated with a piece of chocolate cream cheese cake.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'First weeds of spring.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Fast Food Dieter

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Getting Rid of the Cure

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

Guy Fieri

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

"A flake? I told you I'm on a diet."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

Dijon Vu

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'