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'Savage little brute, isn't it?'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Whatever he's eating.'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Coffee Menu

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

Guy Fieri

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

Dijon Vu

'Mind if I join you? I told your wife that if she didn't like the way I cook, she could have a run at it herself.'

"Whoa, my bad — it is vinegar."

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'The next time something follows you home, you have my permission to go straight to Timmy's house for a sleepover.'

"Needs ketchup."

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

"The specials I didn't order sound so much better when you describe them to other people."

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'