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'Mind if I join you? I told your wife that if she didn't like the way I cook, she could have a run at it herself.'

"The Shiraz is particularly disagreeable!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Tension filled the tent.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Choice hellhole

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

Dijon Vu

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

'What do you think? Does my lemonade need more sugar?'

"It probably tastes better than it looks!"

"The specials I didn't order sound so much better when you describe them to other people."

"This artificial flavouring doesn't taste like artificial flavouring."

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

"Come on, let me see the picture."

"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

"How come we have so many cookery books cluttering up the kitchen?...I mean, you obviously don't read any of them."

'Inside of me a thin person is struggling to get out. I find that person can be sedated with a piece of chocolate cream cheese cake.'

"Telling me how nutritious it is doesn't make it taste any better."

'What do you mean you 'don't like curry'?!!'