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"Just when you think nothing could be worse than broccoli, they hit you with sauerkraut!"

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Too much cilantro

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

I love Cannelloni

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Tzatzikicicle

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Habanero ..."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.