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'This French food is pretty good, except for that beurre bleeech sauce.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'How was the squid?'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

Roadkill Restaurant

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."