Tastebud Explorer Pillows

'This French food is pretty good, except for that beurre bleeech sauce.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'How was the squid?'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'