Tastebud Traveler Pillows

'What do you mean you 'don't like curry'?!!'

Flags

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Alphabet soup

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Whoa, my bad — it is vinegar."

Dijon Vu

Frank and Ernie's Diner. I'll have the beef and tomato consomme from Santiago. Coming up one chilly Chile Chili!

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

'Mind if I join you? I told your wife that if she didn't like the way I cook, she could have a run at it herself.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

'You drive a Japanese car, drink French wine, eat Chinese food, own an American computer, buy Canadian lumber and vacation in Mexico. How can you be AGAINST free trade?!'

The train on the musical line

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."

"The specials I didn't order sound so much better when you describe them to other people."

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do count against your diet.

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"This artificial flavouring doesn't taste like artificial flavouring."

'What do you think? Does my lemonade need more sugar?'

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"