Royal Tastebud Explorer Pillows

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Cosmonaut

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Astronaut love

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

The Loving Couple

Anton's Bar and Grill

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

Mate Mart

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Musician's Fishing Trip

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Mixed marriage: food fight