Expensive Taste Explorer Pillows

The Game Man: And is interested only in water as clear as gin - and twice as expensive.

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Too much cilantro

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

I love Cannelloni

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Tzatzikicicle

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."