Explorer Of Tastes Pillows

"This wine has hints of rebellion with a lingering finish of rugged individuality - did you buy this to defy me?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Too much cilantro

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'Is this still America?'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

I love Cannelloni

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Tzatzikicicle

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Cheese Secret

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

Pastrami in the wild

"Habanero ..."