Royal Tastebud Explorer Prints

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Astronaut love

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

The Loving Couple

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

Anton's Bar and Grill

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

Mate Mart

Musician's Fishing Trip

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'