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A mouth-watering Passion fruit

"I found out that if you combine a PBJ with a BLT you get an UGH!"

Herb Immunity: The Benefits of Catching Covid - Eating coriander without tasting it.

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Holiday Supplies

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Platter confusion.

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'Order fast, folks - the prices have an expiration date.'

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

Decaying corpse

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

'How do you guys want your trans fatty acids prepared?'

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'