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'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Very Difficult Conversations

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

End the Winter Blues

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Now this is a dog park!"

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

Face Painting.

'We're in a hurry.'

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

The interminable!

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

Dijon Vu

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

Roller-coaster

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

'Mind if I join you? I told your wife that if she didn't like the way I cook, she could have a run at it herself.'

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

Real Time vs Emotional Time

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'