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'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Very Difficult Conversations

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

End the Winter Blues

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Cliche Amusement Park. This park is no fun at all --- It's too much like real life! Look, that ride is called "The Emotional Roller Coaster." Over there is "Life's Ups and Downs"! ... and "The Mood Swings"! Look! The good old "Tunnel of Love"! Finally! A ride that's just a fun escape! Out of ardor. "Out of ardor" --- More real life. (Published originally Sept. 4, 2005.)

"Now this is a dog park!"

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

Face Painting.

'We're in a hurry.'

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

The interminable!

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Roller-coaster

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

'Mind if I join you? I told your wife that if she didn't like the way I cook, she could have a run at it herself.'

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

Dijon Vu

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

Real Time vs Emotional Time