Smell Adventurers Gifts

'Don't blame me for the smell -- I suggested silicon-based life forms.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Harsh Mellows.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

Aromatherapy for Men

Coffee Menu

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Whatever he's eating.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

Guy Fieri

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"