Smell Adventurers Mugs

'Don't blame me for the smell -- I suggested silicon-based life forms.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Harsh Mellows.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Aromatherapy for Men

Coffee Menu

'Whatever he's eating.'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

Guy Fieri

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'