Spicy Adventurer Mugs

Dorothy instantly regretted asking Barry if he had enjoyed her special 'Birthday Curry' recipe

The less popular burning tongue festival

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Harsh Mellows.

Holiday Supplies

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Coffee Menu

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Platter confusion.

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

'Whatever he's eating.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

Decaying corpse

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'Order fast, folks - the prices have an expiration date.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."