Spicy Adventurer Prints

Dorothy instantly regretted asking Barry if he had enjoyed her special 'Birthday Curry' recipe

The less popular burning tongue festival

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Harsh Mellows.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Holiday Supplies

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Platter confusion.

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Whatever he's eating.'

Coffee Menu

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

Decaying corpse

'Order fast, folks - the prices have an expiration date.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."