Fragrance Expert Gifts

At the underarm odor judge training program, something plucks a chord..."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

Some scents are nonsense.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

Pheromones.

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

A consumer guide to cheese.

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Jane Krakowski

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume

Excess

"What pheromone are you using?"