Fragrance Expert Gifts

At the underarm odor judge training program, something plucks a chord..."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

Some scents are nonsense.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

Pheromones.

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

A consumer guide to cheese.

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

Jane Krakowski

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

"What pheromone are you using?"