Fragrance Consultant Gifts

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"The antidote is $150."

Pheromones.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

Excess

"What pheromone are you using?"

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'Do you have anything that reeks of power?'

"Does she like to smell strange?"

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

"Mmmm .... I love when you wear pepper spray."

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

"I can't tell the difference - They all smell like carrots to me."

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

'Do you have something that will make my husband smell like someone other than my husband?'

"And what few emissions it has are scented with an intoxicating blend of verbena, bergamot and lilac."

'Have you got something that says, 'I've got a headache?''

'Do you have one called Job?'