Fragrance Consultant Gifts

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The antidote is $150."

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

Pheromones.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

Excess

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"Does she like to smell strange?"

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

'Do you have anything that reeks of power?'

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

"Mmmm .... I love when you wear pepper spray."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

'Have you got something that says, 'I've got a headache?''

'Do you have something that will make my husband smell like someone other than my husband?'

"And what few emissions it has are scented with an intoxicating blend of verbena, bergamot and lilac."

"I can't tell the difference - They all smell like carrots to me."