Scent Sommelier Gifts

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

At the animal perfume fair.

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'

"Whore of Babylon?"

Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.

'Now, this one gets about a hundred males to the gallon.'

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

'... and finally, would you like winter pine, or potpourri delight?'

'Close enough, the one on your right is the red. Congratulation! You're our new wine critic.'

'Let me know when you feel wonderfully refreshed by the fragrances of botanicals grown in water.'

'Oops! Almost spilt some in the food.'

'This is sensational, Madam...in fact, it comes with a complimentary pepper spray!'

"Something to make her forget that I forgot her birthday!"

'He likes your aftershave lotion.'

'It's only Wednesday but something in the air makes me obsess about the weekend!'

"Everytime we go over there, Aunt Irene hugs me and I smell like a girl for an hour!"

'...it's a spirited, yet lightly delicate little stock that shows signs of aging into exquisite maturity...'

"As we have a reputation for helping people sell their homes, we decided to go into business together."

Two flies driving in a car with a poop air freshener

'...mmm. You smell lovely Doris - is it Canal no5?'

Men's Fragrances