'So I gave him back the ring and tore up his picture. And I'm pouring out the '61 Chateau Margaux he gave me, too - but, you know, into a glass.'
Sentiment Sommelier Gifts
If you're searching for a gift for a sentiment sommelier, you’ve come to the right place. Our collection features playful and meaningful items that recognize their exceptional talent for sensing and savoring emotions. From witty mugs to expressive prints and cozy pillows, find something that captures their refined appreciation for feelings. Whether it's for a special occasion or just because, our products celebrate their skill in distinguishing and enjoying the spectrum of human sentiment. Delight your favorite emotion connoisseur with a gift as thoughtful as they are.
'Have you tried our home-made wine?'
'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'
Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.
"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"
Keith Floyd.
Just the one...
"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"
"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."
'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'
"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."
Nouveau wine
"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."
"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."
"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."
'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'
"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."
Wine-tasting Tour.
"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''
'How many times did you think you could get away with using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?'
"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "
"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"
'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'
"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."
"While here, you'll have to try our food desert, too!"
'Whatever happened to swirl, sniff and taste?'
"Oh no, it's far too tart"
"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"
"Might I suggest a full-bodied white?"
Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.
"What would the world be like without wine? I can't bear to think of it."
'Your House Wines seem rather pricey - d'you have any Bungalow Wines?'
Wine Shotput
'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'
'Oops! Almost spilt some in the food.'
Sentiment Sommelier Gifts Collection
Sentiment Sommelier Mugs
Explore our collection of sentiment-themed mugs and find the perfect gift that celebrates emotional insight and appreciation.
Sentiment Sommelier Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their space with pillows that celebrate their emotion-sensing talents with charming designs.
Sentiment Sommelier Prints
Browse artistic prints that capture the essence of emotional finesse and make a thoughtful gift for any sentiment connoisseur.
Sentiment Sommelier T-Shirts
Discover witty and meaningful t-shirts designed for sentiment sommeliers that combine humor with heartfelt recognition.