Sentiment Sommelier Pillows

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Just the one...

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Nouveau wine

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

Wine-tasting Tour.

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

'How many times did you think you could get away with using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?'

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

"While here, you'll have to try our food desert, too!"

"Oh no, it's far too tart"

"Might I suggest a full-bodied white?"

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

'Whatever happened to swirl, sniff and taste?'

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.

"What would the world be like without wine? I can't bear to think of it."

'Your House Wines seem rather pricey - d'you have any Bungalow Wines?'

Wine Shotput

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

'Oops! Almost spilt some in the food.'

"You going to visit your mother on mother's day?"