Emotional Support Sommelier Pillows

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

1930's Lady.

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"We added it just for the millenials."

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

'It's good to talk.'

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

"Seasonal depression and existential depression and political depression for the trifecta."

Join me in a cup of tea!

Wine-tasting Tour.

"I'm full of self loathing. This year I didn't even send myself a Valentine's Day card!"

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

I need a shoulder to cry on! And business advice!

"There, there. Try to remember how much he annoyed you."

"There was nothing you could do. It's not your fault if the patient doesn't show for the operation!"

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

'I'm afraid to ask.'

"If you ask me, we're better off without her."

Crying parent holds crying baby.

Counsellor for man on desert island