Emotional Support Sommelier Gifts

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

1930's Lady.

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"We added it just for the millenials."

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

'It's good to talk.'

"Seasonal depression and existential depression and political depression for the trifecta."

Join me in a cup of tea!

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

Wine-tasting Tour.

"If you ask me, we're better off without her."

"There was nothing you could do. It's not your fault if the patient doesn't show for the operation!"

"I'm full of self loathing. This year I didn't even send myself a Valentine's Day card!"

I need a shoulder to cry on! And business advice!

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

"There, there. Try to remember how much he annoyed you."

'I'm afraid to ask.'

Crying parent holds crying baby.