Emotional Support Provider Gifts

I don't know what to say, I'm sorry you guys broke up...

"I'm so sorry, I'm afraid he flew too near the candle"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Pet a Puppy

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

Emotional Support Pest

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"We added it just for the millenials."

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'It's good to talk.'

Child and nurse in children's hospital

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

"Seasonal depression and existential depression and political depression for the trifecta."

"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."

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