Emotional Support Provider T-Shirts

I don't know what to say, I'm sorry you guys broke up...

"I'm so sorry, I'm afraid he flew too near the candle"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Pet a Puppy

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Emotional Support Pest

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"We added it just for the millenials."

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

'It's good to talk.'

Child and nurse in children's hospital

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

"Seasonal depression and existential depression and political depression for the trifecta."

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'