Emotional Support Advocates T-Shirts

'I'm afraid to ask.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Pet a Puppy

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Emotional Support Pest

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"How to communicate better with your mate"

"We added it just for the millenials."

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

Child and nurse in children's hospital

'It's good to talk.'

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

"Seasonal depression and existential depression and political depression for the trifecta."