Emotional Support Lover T-Shirts

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"I'm full of self loathing. This year I didn't even send myself a Valentine's Day card!"

"I've changed my mind. You can bring your teddy bear to our next session."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Pet a Puppy

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Emotional Support Pest

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"We added it just for the millenials."

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

'It's good to talk.'

Child and nurse in children's hospital

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

"Seasonal depression and existential depression and political depression for the trifecta."

"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."