Sentiment Sommelier T-Shirts

'So I gave him back the ring and tore up his picture. And I'm pouring out the '61 Chateau Margaux he gave me, too - but, you know, into a glass.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Keith Floyd.

Just the one...

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Nouveau wine

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Wine-tasting Tour.

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

'How many times did you think you could get away with using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?'

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

"While here, you'll have to try our food desert, too!"

'Whatever happened to swirl, sniff and taste?'

"Oh no, it's far too tart"

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

"Might I suggest a full-bodied white?"

Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.

"What would the world be like without wine? I can't bear to think of it."

'Your House Wines seem rather pricey - d'you have any Bungalow Wines?'

Wine Shotput

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

'Oops! Almost spilt some in the food.'