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'Oops! Almost spilt some in the food.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Just the one...

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

Tartar sauce.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Nouveau wine

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

Sauce close to the PM.

'How many times did you think you could get away with using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?'

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

Antonio Carluccio.

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

Wordilly Durdillies - Saucy monkey

"While here, you'll have to try our food desert, too!"

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

"Might I suggest a full-bodied white?"

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.

"What would the world be like without wine? I can't bear to think of it."

'Your House Wines seem rather pricey - d'you have any Bungalow Wines?'

Wine Shotput

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"