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"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Just the one...

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

'Red or white wine with fish?' 'They're dead. They don't care.'

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

"I told you shaken, not stirred."

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

Amateurs de vin...

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

Rescued, at last, from quinoa

'Don't tell me, I know this one. Is it wine?'

“But I’m one of the cool ones!”

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

"It's over between kale and me -- I've moved onto sorrel."

'Oops! Almost spilt some in the food.'

'He has a degree in organic chemistry, and we regularly assure him that's exactly what he's doing.'

"And we give you sixty seconds to complete your order or Joey does it for you."