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"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Jelly I.V.

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

The Deli Llama

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

Batman and Reuben

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"I'm a retired doctor."

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'A sandwich?'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

"You forgot my Diet Cola."