Gourmet Scientist T-Shirts

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

'He has a degree in organic chemistry, and we regularly assure him that's exactly what he's doing.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"I come here for the pepper."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

Haute Chinese

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Culinary surgery.

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

Join me for dinner?

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'