Superfood Sommelier Gifts

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Just the one...

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

'Red or white wine with fish?' 'They're dead. They don't care.'

"Wait. Let it breathe."

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

"I told you shaken, not stirred."

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

'What can you whip up real quick? We're eating on the run today.'

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

Amateurs de vin...

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

“But I’m one of the cool ones!”

Rescued, at last, from quinoa

'Don't tell me, I know this one. Is it wine?'

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

"It's over between kale and me -- I've moved onto sorrel."

'He has a degree in organic chemistry, and we regularly assure him that's exactly what he's doing.'

'Oops! Almost spilt some in the food.'