Investment Sommelier Gifts

'...it's a spirited, yet lightly delicate little stock that shows signs of aging into exquisite maturity...'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

Keith Floyd.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Just the one...

1930's Lady.

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Nouveau wine

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

"House red, sir?"

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

Join me in a cup of tea!

"Wait. Let it breathe."

Wine-tasting Tour.

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

"We have no golden parachutes."

'How many times did you think you could get away with using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?'

"I told you shaken, not stirred."

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

"While here, you'll have to try our food desert, too!"

"Oh no, it's far too tart"

"Might I suggest a full-bodied white?"

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.

"What would the world be like without wine? I can't bear to think of it."