Scent Sommelier Prints

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

Scientists discovered an immense hole in Siberia. Nobody knows what caused it. Some think global warming melted a huge, gas-filled hill made of ice so fast that is exploded. Let's let them go on thinking that, little buddy. House of Java.net Cybercafe. By the way, if you ever go out to the middle of nowhere to brew your own black market cologne, make sure you don't brew it on a hill made of ice. That does not constitute an admission of anything.

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

At the animal perfume fair.

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'

"Whore of Babylon?"

Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

'... and finally, would you like winter pine, or potpourri delight?'

'Now, this one gets about a hundred males to the gallon.'

'Close enough, the one on your right is the red. Congratulation! You're our new wine critic.'

'Oops! Almost spilt some in the food.'

'Let me know when you feel wonderfully refreshed by the fragrances of botanicals grown in water.'

I don't think we're ever going to get rid of that coffee smell.

"Something to make her forget that I forgot her birthday!"

"Everytime we go over there, Aunt Irene hugs me and I smell like a girl for an hour!"

'This is sensational, Madam...in fact, it comes with a complimentary pepper spray!'

You should cut the cord. I did it years ago. What do you mean? I canceled cable. I get the same stuff I used to see for much less, by streaming Netflix, Hulu and Amazon through a Roku box

'He likes your aftershave lotion.'

'It's only Wednesday but something in the air makes me obsess about the weekend!'

'...it's a spirited, yet lightly delicate little stock that shows signs of aging into exquisite maturity...'

"As we have a reputation for helping people sell their homes, we decided to go into business together."

Men's Fragrances

"This perfume's passed its 'smell by' date!"