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Gene Therapy

Gene Expression

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Disease Management

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

A day at the transgenic races

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"I've been genetically modified!"

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

Protoplasm

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

Knights of the Square Table.