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"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Plant Lady

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Theatre Crowd

A day at the transgenic races

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Dynamite little combo

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Medicinal plants

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Internet Cafe.

Robert Schumann

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

Nick Cave.

DNA doctor

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

ABBA

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"