Genie Fanclub Gifts

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Storm in a magic lamp.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Genie Barbecue.

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

"Again with the wishes? I do and do for you all I ever hear is 'I wish this. I wish that. Gimme, gimme, gimme'!"

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

"Just come out and talk. I promise I won't wish for anything."

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"I guess you haven't been following the news, but I'm gonna need way more than three wishes!"

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."