Genie Fanclub Pillows

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Storm in a magic lamp.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

Genie Barbecue.

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."

"I guess you haven't been following the news, but I'm gonna need way more than three wishes!"

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."