Genie Fan Pillows

Genie in a trash can.

'I tried my best, but I couldn't make them BOTH lose!'

"Wish for something else - you're already a sexy beast."

Oh, sorry, I must have butt-rubbed you.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'That's your only wish -- that the all could be California girls?'

Genius.

'I can grant your first two wishes, but I'm not sure if I can get you off jury duty.'

Genie in lamp annoyed because he was summoned while being on the toilet

'Are you sure? OK. It's your wish Aladdin. You shall be in a boy band.'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"You'd like a body like mine?... Yeah, you wish!"

No money

"High tech genies?"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

Genie Barbecue.

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'