Genie Fans Pillows

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

Cross Platform.

"I want to be irresistible to women."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Storm in a magic lamp.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

Genie Barbecue.

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

"Again with the wishes? I do and do for you all I ever hear is 'I wish this. I wish that. Gimme, gimme, gimme'!"

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."

No, we don't serve rubbing alcohol.

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

"I guess you haven't been following the news, but I'm gonna need way more than three wishes!"

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."