Genie Story Fan Pillows

'Hi, I'm your new genie. Your old genie has been arrested for influence, peddling, bribery and misuse of power.'

'Yes, all at once!'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Storm in a magic lamp.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

Mom dwarves.

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

Genie Barbecue.

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

"Again with the wishes? I do and do for you all I ever hear is 'I wish this. I wish that. Gimme, gimme, gimme'!"

"Just come out and talk. I promise I won't wish for anything."

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."

"I guess you haven't been following the news, but I'm gonna need way more than three wishes!"

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.