Genie Story Lover Pillows

"I need to be upfront...with me you only get the one wish, the granting of which depends on your behaviour!"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Myths and legends...

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Storm in a magic lamp.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"What did Jesus order?"

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Zorro as a child.

Bigfoot tracks...

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Scotsman in the bath...

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail